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do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
i want a duck:(
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opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
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i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
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r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
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i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
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