wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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a dog:  makes a dog sound
me:  i know, i know. i understand. me too

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

Me:  seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later:  seriously though its time to pull my shit together

onsereverra:

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay